Half Math beta

i read a book about revolution today, it was quite exciting. these guys came and told a king that he was acting tyrr-ynn-yous-ly, so the king said "let's be friends!" and they all smiled and laughed and then the king made an army to kill them all. but the army poofed! (hoorah! that makes marx happy!) and then a bunch of people were executed (wow!) and then they all went to fight the french but the french won so they were sad but then there was peace and milk and honey flowed forth from their arses rejoice! and then the king had them all killed. ten years later. it was rad.